you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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