i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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