did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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