do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I am available for nakedness
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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