Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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