Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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