coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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