I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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