Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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