i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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