Sponge bath it is.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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