in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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