Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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