my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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