i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What a dumb baby whore.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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