something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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