Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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