A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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