redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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