Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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