If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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