youre lurking in front of me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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