me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You took a bar mat shot.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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