I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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