someone get that fucking seahorse.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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