he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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