It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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