he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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