I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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