I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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