Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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