I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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