How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It's Friday. Sex?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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