doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Randomize