I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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