Me too!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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