S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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