Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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