I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
