My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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