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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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