So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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