White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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