This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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