You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
