$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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