Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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