this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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