Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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