it was like his penis was on wheels.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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