Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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