Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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