After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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