So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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