I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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